http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/ ... d-invasion
A citizen contacted the council of Bristol wondering what plans have been laid down in case the undead invade. He was clearly and thoughtfully answered by the service director of communication and marketing.
Here are the letters made public on the Freedom of Information Act site
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/p ... ment-19423
and NOW, I can tell you England can feel safe. And you, all others, are just doomed.
P Store (Mr)
10 June 2011
Dear Bristol City Council,
I was very worried to see on the BBC, that Leicester City Council
has admitted that it has not made adequate preparation for an
attack by zombies. See
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-13713798
As a concerned Bristol resident, and as a responsible parent, I'm
most concerned by this, and would like to know whether Bristol City
Council is better prepared than those nay-sayers in the east
midlands.
We really must be told!
Yours faithfully,
P Store
And here is the official document attached:Dear Mr Store
In response to your request, made under the Freedom of Information Act,
for details of Bristol City Council's contingency plans for dealing with
zombies, I can now release to you the following strategy document.
Please note that this document contains various redactions as it has
been considered that some information contained therein must be redacted
for the purpose of safeguarding national security. As a result, section
24 of the Act applies. Although the City Council aim to be transparent
and accountable to the public, in this instance it is considered that
our duty to safeguard national security outweighs these aims on this
occasion.
This response should answer your request in full, however if you are
not satisfied with this response or wish to lodge an appeal against any
exemptions that may have been applied, you can do so by writing to the
Data Protection Officer at Bristol City Council Legal Services, The
Council House, College Green, Bristol, or [Bristol City Council request email]. Details
of the complaints procedure can be found at
http://www.bristol.gov.uk/complaints.
If, after you have exhausted the council’s complaints procedure, you
are still not satisfied with the response you have received you have the
right to complain to the Information Commissioner, details of your right
to complain can be found at http://www.ico.gov.uk/complaints.aspx
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does not imply a right to reproduce or commercially exploit such
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Peter Holt
Service Director of Communication and Marketing
Bristol City Council
Peter Holt
Service Director of Communication and Marketing
Bristol City Council
The Council House
College Green
Bristol BS1 5TR
phone: 0117 922 2647
fax: 0117 9224330
mobile: 07831 668359
web: http://www.bristol.gov.uk
Bristol City Council
Top Secret
Contingency Plan For Handling Zombie Outbreaks in
Bristol
- HTML version:
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/7 ... n.doc.html
.doc version:
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/7 ... 20Plan.doc
Raw text version, just in case
Yes you know, what makes England a really different and superior country is that we actually got braiiiiiiiinzzzzzzzz