pickup lines

ptichkaxie · Post by **ptichkaxie** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:33 am

Guys you need to forget those crass crude pick up lines. Here is one a friend passed along. No she didn't go home with him, but they did set a date.

I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

cutiecub · Post by **cutiecub** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:08 am

Depending on the guy asking I would smile

Mortus · Post by **Mortus** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:17 pm

ptichkaxie: that's kinda sweet saying so. Too bad most of the time those good lines come to you after you could've used them.

Crude and crass pickup lines can work too! One that actually worked (for a friend of mine):
Most people were going home and standing at the wardrobe to get their coats and jackets. My friend goes up to a girl, takes her wardrobe ticket and says: "I'll get that for you, since you're coming home with me anyway". Note that he hadn't talked to, danced with or seen that girl earlier during the night.

Btw I think this should be moved to the Lounge forum.

Grind42 · Post by **Grind42** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:50 am

lmfao mortus i like it the other 1 is lame 8)

canuckg5 · Post by **canuckg5** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:42 pm

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

teredoc · Post by **teredoc** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:11 pm

I normally ask girls questions I know they love to answer,

- Does this shirt make me look gay? (good idea to be wearing a crazy shirt)
- I often disguss with them if they think it's fair that the guy is supposed to be the first to approach.
- If they wanna see my equipment config.
- Etc.

Sillanto · Post by **Sillanto** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:16 pm

teredoc wrote: - If they wanna see my equipment config.

Glad you ask first as around here showing someone the config without asking gets you thrown in jail.

toewiggler · Post by **toewiggler** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:01 pm

Wanna see my thong?

Mortus · Post by **Mortus** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:22 pm

Can I touch your belly button from the inside?

cutiecub · Post by **cutiecub** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:21 am

My answer would be: Who will you bring along for that, I dont think your small **** will touch anything except maybe your hand.

Then you see the guy getting tears in his eyes ans runs to home

.

Am i evil

?

elmurfud · Post by **elmurfud** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:05 pm

Yes u are Cutie :lol:

Grind42 · Post by **Grind42** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:08 pm

Walk up to a female at a bar, dip your fingers in your drink & splash her lightly.

Then say "now that your wet can we skip the foreplay" or "we should get u out of those wet clothes"

Sry Noobs who know nothing about boobs should not read this 8)

Grind42 · Post by **Grind42** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:12 pm

Oh i forgot either get ready for the slap, or getting very wet yourself...

and..... RAT a tat tat

Sillanto · Post by **Sillanto** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:46 pm

Slap?!? Lol if i tried that round where i live id probably be leaving in an ambulance

I always found 'Can i buy you a drink?' to be great.

teredoc · Post by **teredoc** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:28 pm

I'll never buy a girl a drink, it's not fair:)

Talk cheaper than drinks (and more drinks for me).

I'll pay the cap tho, np there ;p